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Republicans Blamed for Putting Negro in White House

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As America approaches the one year anniversary of inaugurating it’s second negro President of the United States, Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, 70, (D-Nev.) has been discovered as a racist in a new book titled “Game Change: Obama and the Clintons, McCain and Palin, and the Race of a Lifetime” by Time magazine reporter Mark Halperin and New York magazine writer John Heileman. I can’t wait to read the whole book.

The White House of The United States of America

Exhibit A: Picture of the house that's white.

Now before you start branding me a racist, I know it’s very tempting for you Leftys because you can’t help your disease, I have actually confirmed The White House is  — white — and there is a — Negro — as president living in it.

President Barrack Obama, 44th President of the United States of America

Exhibit B: Picture of Negro that's the President of the United States.

Leftys: Reid’s Just An Old Man

Reid is reportedly quoted in “Game Change” as saying Obama could be elected president because he was a “light-skinned” black man “with no Negro dialect unless he wanted to have one.” God help our first “dark-skinned” black man with a “Negro dialect” elected president.

Not having grown up in Reid’s world, I’m not sure what a Negro dialect would sound like. I’ll have to take his word. I trust Democrats and poliopaths to tell me the truth.

The Leftys have come out in full force to apologize for Reid and excruciatingly have formed excuses for his remarks, much like a Cirque du Soleil performer would contort themselves. Let bygones be bygones is their advice.

Hilary Shelton, vice president of The National Association for the Advancement of Colored People reportedly said on national television the colored people’s association did not have an issue with Reid’s comments however, found them, “awkward but not offensive.” I can understand that line of reasoning since their boy is in The White House and they wouldn’t want to offend the white house Negro which they so desperately need.

Representative Barabara Lee, Chairwoman of the Congressional Black Caucus, stated in a press release, Reid shouldn’t resign because, “Senator Reid’s record provides a stark contrast to actions of Republicans to block legislation that would benefit poor and minority communities – most recently reflected in Republican opposition to the Health Bill now under consideration.” I find those comments, at the very least, niggardness.

I’m not sure why this caucus isn’t called the Congressional Negro Caucus or Congressional Colored People’s Caucus. I’ve never been able to keep these labels straight, so I’ll have to defer to their labels. I trust them.

Al Sharpton (yes ‘that’ Al) on Fox’s Geraldo At Large, says … well, you’ll just have to see it for yourself.

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I have two words for that negro man Sharpton: Tawana Brawley.

Oh, and where is our favorite colored boy — Jesse Jackson? I sure miss him. There certainly were plenty of opportunities in the last few days for his people to show up.

Have you figured it out yet?

Think hard you Leftys because I know Independents and Republicans have already figured it out.

Have you figured out why I, being a Republican, will be branded a racist for using the words ‘negro’ and ‘colored’ in this article however, Senator Reid can publicly use them and for the life of me ‘not’ be branded a racist?  Oh, that’s right. He’s a Democrat. And Republicans are racists.

The words negro and colored have a storied history in our country and others. But, don’t get so blinded you can’t think logically, America. Our great country has grown and survived longer than any other democracy in Earth’s history. We’ve done unspeakable things to each other and have triumphed above them all to great success.

Yes, I know the media outlets have had a field day with Reid’s comments. I could practically hear them jumping up and down here in Hollywood. If you checked the USGS I think it might have registered on the earthquake scales.

Reid is old and comes from another time. I’m not making excuses for him, he has to bear his own cross on this one. My grandfather would be known to say ‘colored boy’ when describing some kids of his youth. He was the patriarch of my family and didn’t have a racist bone in his body. He just came from a different time.

President Barrack Obama is my president, too. I could care less what he looks like. I want him to protect America and do a better job. My future depends on that path.

Let us evolve from different times, America, yet not forget our past.

“And this will be the day — this will be the day when all of God’s children will be able to sing with new meaning:
My country ’tis of thee, sweet land of liberty, of thee I sing.
Land where my fathers died, land of the Pilgrim’s pride,
From every mountainside, let freedom ring!”
Martin Luther King, Jr., August 28th, 1963

God bless that man for figuring it out.

I am,
The Hollywood Republican

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Rush Limbaugh Conservative Icon Passes Away

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Rush Limbaugh, America’s anchorman passes away today after playing golf in Hawaii.

Rush Limbaugh and his soon to be 'formerly nicotine-stained fingers'.

Rush Limbaugh, America's anchorman.

EDITOR’S NOTE: Rush really didn’t pass away. Unconfirmed sources say he faked his chest pains to give false hope to The Leftys … just like Obama gives false hope.

I am,
The Hollywood Republican

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An Open Letter to Congress on Health Care Reform

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You’re our last and only hope. I am trying to help and comfort a dear friend of mine, Mary L.

She is a young widower of a Marine, killed in action defending our country in Iraq and has one great kid.

A great horror has been cast upon her soul — the loss of her husband and the father of her child. She also lost her job because of a layoff.

Now, she no longer can afford health care insurance, whether under your new health care organization or under her former health care insurer. She can barely afford to pay rent and feed what’s left of her young family.

According to the new health care bill, due to her lack of a job (by no fault of her own), she will be fined several thousand dollars, enforced by the IRS and eventually jailed.

Her dilemma is this. Should she put her kid up for adoption?

Please let me know how I can help her.

I am,
The Hollywood Republican

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YouTube Strikes Again: “The Ballad of Joe Cao”

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Well, it was just a matter of time, though short, YouTube would strike-out at Congressman Joseph Cao (R-La. 2nd Dist.; pronounced “Gao”).

To recall, Congressman Cao was the lone Republican vote in the U.S. House of Representatives last weekend for PelosiCare, prompting the speaker to state this was truly a ‘bi-partisan effort’.

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Produced by Jeff Horwich

Noticed the lyric, “… fifteen minutes realized … ?”

Congratulations Congressman Cao. What a way to go out!

Out of Congress, that is.

I am,
The Hollywood Republican

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What can Brown do to absolutely, positively screw the free market?

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Union thugs at UPS are attempting to monopolize the free market shipping business by having FedEx re-classified under federal law.

While the main stream media (MSM) focus on Ft. Hood and ObamaCare, a pending labor bill in Congress is being pressured by UPS to give them a free market advantage over FedEx by killing FedEx’s successful business model.

UPS is attempting to force its union thuggery and lobbying upon the House of Representatives’ version of the bill. The House version would force jurisdiction of FedEx employees into the National Labor Relations Act (NLRA) from the current jurisdiction of the National Railway Labor Act (NRLA).

The NRLA (railway) original legislative intent was focused on preventing/minimizing strike actions in the railroad and airline transportation sectors. You see now? NRLA allows the workers to organize only if they vote to unionize, at the same time. This is the thug-barrier which has prevented unions from infesting FedEx, save for the approximately 5,000 unionized FedEx pilots.

What does this have to do with Grandma’s Christmas gifts?

Well, if UPS union thugs get their way, FedEx will be controlled by NLRA (you know, the labor union act) and escalate shipping costs of the Christmas presents you’re getting from Grandma.

Pre-Bill Passage: If you don’t get any presents from Grandma, refer your complaints to The North Pole. I’m certain FedEx flies there.

Post-Bill Passage: Blame UPS if the thugs win. Remember, unions gave millions and millions to the Democrats to get them in office.

The good people over at Reason.com have produced a video to explain the problem.

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“UPS vs. FEDEX—Ultimate Whiteboard Remix” was produced by Meredith Bragg and Nick Gillespie, Editor In Chief (who also hosts video), Reason.com & Reason.tv

Unions want to control the free market

General Government Motors is a perfect example of how unions can kill a company. Without your tax dollars going to corporate welfare, unions would not have survived in the automaker sector.

“What it’s really about is equal treatment of drivers under the law. A driver is a driver is a driver.” Malcolm Berkley, a public relations manager for UPS based in Washington D.C.

This spokeshole claims approximately 50,000 FedEx drivers do not fall under the union-thuggery-grip of the NLRA (thug act) and these drivers are an ‘anomaly’ in the package delivery sector.

It’s called a better mouse trap!

It’s union code for ’scabs’. The unions want to infiltrate FedEx to control them because UPS wants to kill off FedEx’s better business model. What better way to infect a company by using governmental action? The unions bought off the Democrats and hope to buy this bill into law.

If you can’t beat them in the free market, pay off PolioPaths and pass a law to kill your competition.

Did you know UPS was employee (union) owned?

Oh, did you get any stimulus money? Or, were you a payee?

Thank The Leftys and the union thugs.

I am,
The Hollywood Republican

[Editor's Note: Our apologies to mice.]

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