Republicans Blamed for Putting Negro in White House
As America approaches the one year anniversary of inaugurating it’s second negro President of the United States, Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, 70, (D-Nev.) has been discovered as a racist in a new book titled “Game Change: Obama and the Clintons, McCain and Palin, and the Race of a Lifetime” by Time magazine reporter Mark Halperin and New York magazine writer John Heileman. I can’t wait to read the whole book.
Now before you start branding me a racist, I know it’s very tempting for you Leftys because you can’t help your disease, I have actually confirmed The White House is — white — and there is a — Negro — as president living in it.
Leftys: Reid’s Just An Old Man
Reid is reportedly quoted in “Game Change” as saying Obama could be elected president because he was a “light-skinned” black man “with no Negro dialect unless he wanted to have one.” God help our first “dark-skinned” black man with a “Negro dialect” elected president.
Not having grown up in Reid’s world, I’m not sure what a Negro dialect would sound like. I’ll have to take his word. I trust Democrats and poliopaths to tell me the truth.
The Leftys have come out in full force to apologize for Reid and excruciatingly have formed excuses for his remarks, much like a Cirque du Soleil performer would contort themselves. Let bygones be bygones is their advice.
Hilary Shelton, vice president of The National Association for the Advancement of Colored People reportedly said on national television the colored people’s association did not have an issue with Reid’s comments however, found them, “awkward but not offensive.” I can understand that line of reasoning since their boy is in The White House and they wouldn’t want to offend the white house Negro which they so desperately need.
Representative Barabara Lee, Chairwoman of the Congressional Black Caucus, stated in a press release, Reid shouldn’t resign because, “Senator Reid’s record provides a stark contrast to actions of Republicans to block legislation that would benefit poor and minority communities – most recently reflected in Republican opposition to the Health Bill now under consideration.” I find those comments, at the very least, niggardness.
I’m not sure why this caucus isn’t called the Congressional Negro Caucus or Congressional Colored People’s Caucus. I’ve never been able to keep these labels straight, so I’ll have to defer to their labels. I trust them.
Al Sharpton (yes ‘that’ Al) on Fox’s Geraldo At Large, says … well, you’ll just have to see it for yourself.
I have two words for that negro man Sharpton: Tawana Brawley.
Oh, and where is our favorite colored boy — Jesse Jackson? I sure miss him. There certainly were plenty of opportunities in the last few days for his people to show up.
Have you figured it out yet?
Think hard you Leftys because I know Independents and Republicans have already figured it out.
Have you figured out why I, being a Republican, will be branded a racist for using the words ‘negro’ and ‘colored’ in this article however, Senator Reid can publicly use them and for the life of me ‘not’ be branded a racist? Oh, that’s right. He’s a Democrat. And Republicans are racists.
The words negro and colored have a storied history in our country and others. But, don’t get so blinded you can’t think logically, America. Our great country has grown and survived longer than any other democracy in Earth’s history. We’ve done unspeakable things to each other and have triumphed above them all to great success.
Yes, I know the media outlets have had a field day with Reid’s comments. I could practically hear them jumping up and down here in Hollywood. If you checked the USGS I think it might have registered on the earthquake scales.
Reid is old and comes from another time. I’m not making excuses for him, he has to bear his own cross on this one. My grandfather would be known to say ‘colored boy’ when describing some kids of his youth. He was the patriarch of my family and didn’t have a racist bone in his body. He just came from a different time.
President Barrack Obama is my president, too. I could care less what he looks like. I want him to protect America and do a better job. My future depends on that path.
Let us evolve from different times, America, yet not forget our past.
“And this will be the day — this will be the day when all of God’s children will be able to sing with new meaning:
My country ’tis of thee, sweet land of liberty, of thee I sing.
Land where my fathers died, land of the Pilgrim’s pride,
From every mountainside, let freedom ring!” Martin Luther King, Jr., August 28th, 1963
God bless that man for figuring it out.
I am,
The Hollywood Republican


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