The Hollywood Republican

As America approaches the one year anniversary of inaugurating it’s second negro President of the United States, Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, 70, (D-Nev.) has been discovered as a racist in a new book titled “Game Change: Obama and the Clintons, McCain and Palin, and the Race of a Lifetime” by Time magazine reporter Mark Halperin and New York magazine writer John Heileman. I can’t wait to read the whole book.

Exhibit A: Picture of the house that's white.

Now before you start branding me a racist, I know it’s very tempting for you Leftys because you can’t help your disease, I have actually confirmed The White House is  — white — and there is a — Negro — as president living in it.

Exhibit B: Picture of Negro that's the President of the United States.

Leftys: Reid’s Just An Old Man

Reid is reportedly quoted in “Game Change” as saying Obama could be elected president because he was a “light-skinned” black man “with no Negro dialect unless he wanted to have one.” God help our first “dark-skinned” black man with a “Negro dialect” elected president.

Not having grown up in Reid’s world, I’m not sure what a Negro dialect would sound like. I’ll have to take his word. I trust Democrats and poliopaths to tell me the truth.

The Leftys have come out in full force to apologize for Reid and excruciatingly have formed excuses for his remarks, much like a Cirque du Soleil performer would contort themselves. Let bygones be bygones is their advice.

Hilary Shelton, vice president of The National Association for the Advancement of Colored People reportedly said on national television the colored people’s association did not have an issue with Reid’s comments however, found them, “awkward but not offensive.” I can understand that line of reasoning since their boy is in The White House and they wouldn’t want to offend the white house Negro which they so desperately need.

Representative Barabara Lee, Chairwoman of the Congressional Black Caucus, stated in a press release, Reid shouldn’t resign because, “Senator Reid’s record provides a stark contrast to actions of Republicans to block legislation that would benefit poor and minority communities – most recently reflected in Republican opposition to the Health Bill now under consideration.” I find those comments, at the very least, niggardness.

I’m not sure why this caucus isn’t called the Congressional Negro Caucus or Congressional Colored People’s Caucus. I’ve never been able to keep these labels straight, so I’ll have to defer to their labels. I trust them.

Al Sharpton (yes ‘that’ Al) on Fox’s Geraldo At Large, says … well, you’ll just have to see it for yourself.

I have two words for that negro man Sharpton: Tawana Brawley.

Oh, and where is our favorite colored boy — Jesse Jackson? I sure miss him. There certainly were plenty of opportunities in the last few days for his people to show up.

Have you figured it out yet?

Think hard you Leftys because I know Independents and Republicans have already figured it out.

Have you figured out why I, being a Republican, will be branded a racist for using the words ‘negro’ and ‘colored’ in this article however, Senator Reid can publicly use them and for the life of me ‘not’ be branded a racist?  Oh, that’s right. He’s a Democrat. And Republicans are racists.

The words negro and colored have a storied history in our country and others. But, don’t get so blinded you can’t think logically, America. Our great country has grown and survived longer than any other democracy in Earth’s history. We’ve done unspeakable things to each other and have triumphed above them all to great success.

Yes, I know the media outlets have had a field day with Reid’s comments. I could practically hear them jumping up and down here in Hollywood. If you checked the USGS I think it might have registered on the earthquake scales.

Reid is old and comes from another time. I’m not making excuses for him, he has to bear his own cross on this one. My grandfather would be known to say ‘colored boy’ when describing some kids of his youth. He was the patriarch of my family and didn’t have a racist bone in his body. He just came from a different time.

President Barrack Obama is my president, too. I could care less what he looks like. I want him to protect America and do a better job. My future depends on that path.

Let us evolve from different times, America, yet not forget our past.

“And this will be the day — this will be the day when all of God’s children will be able to sing with new meaning:
My country ’tis of thee, sweet land of liberty, of thee I sing.
Land where my fathers died, land of the Pilgrim’s pride,
From every mountainside, let freedom ring!” Martin Luther King, Jr., August 28th, 1963

God bless that man for figuring it out.

I am,
The Hollywood Republican

Rush Limbaugh, America’s anchorman passes away today after playing golf in Hawaii.

Rush Limbaugh, America's anchorman.

EDITOR’S NOTE: Rush really didn’t pass away. Unconfirmed sources say he faked his chest pains to give false hope to The Leftys … just like Obama gives false hope.

I am,
The Hollywood Republican

While the United States thanks its war veterans and Obama somberly strolls along in Arlington National Cemetery, Vietnam Veteran Dale sits in his motorized wheelchair — dying — on the streets of America.

President Barack Obama, second from left, and Gen. Karl Horst, right, stop to talk with visitors among the graves of soldiers from the Iraq and Afghan conflicts in Section 60 of Arlington National Cemetery, Nov. 11, 2009. (Official White House Photo by Samantha Appleton)

“To the parents who watch their sons and daughters go off to war, and the children who wonder when mom and dad is coming home. To all our wounded warriors, and to the families who laid a loved one to rest.  America will not let you down. We will take care of our own.”
Barack Obama, 44th President of the United States

“America will not let you down. We will take care of our own.”

“America will not let you down. We will take care of our own.”

No. That’s not an editorial mistake. I just wanted to let it sink in.

Our United States government is so enamored with The Left fighting with The Right. The Right fighting with The Left — Nutbags vs. Scumbags/Scumbags vs. Nutbags — it could care less about veterans dying on our own streets here in America.

While they’re dying at Ft. Hood, veterans are also dying on the goldfoil-wrapped streets of the greatest nation on earth. And you don’t care, America. You walk, ride, jog and drive past them everyday. You just don’t care.

Dale would like to tell you his story.

Produced by Mark Horvath InvisiblePeople.tv

Over the summer, InvisiblePeople.tv embarked upon a journey across America to document the homeless issue in this great country. [Homeless In America: “I fell from ground zero.”]

Dale, a disabled Vietnam Veteran, happened to catch Mr. Horvath’s eye. He says to Dale, “I just wanted to meet you.” When was the last time you said that to a homeless veteran?

I didn’t think so.

Did you notice when Horvath asks Dale if he had three wishes, what would he wish for? And Dale always addressed Horvath with, “Sir.”

Horvath: “If you had three wishes, what would they be?”

Dale: [laughs] “Well, I tell you what. Three wishes? Uh, well uh, I wished that all the poor people were rich. And, uh, let me see. [he breaksdown] We could bring back all the deceased people that, uh, were really good people. And the third was, I could improve myself.” [laughs]

Where are all the dentists who travel thousands of miles overseas, outside of America, to restore smiles to children with clef palates? Where are all the doctors who travel overseas to give basic medical care to tribes in foreign nations? Where are all the surgeons who travel overseas to play golf on foreign turf and perform a few operations to make the trip worthwhile?

Where are you America?

The Real Un-Hollywoodized Vietnam

Dale did two tours in Vietnam. You know. It’s the war Hollywood says defenseless Vietnamese in black pajamas were killed by American G.I.s (that’s Government Issue to you young-uns; you know, G.I. Joe?) and slaughtered babies with bayonets (according to U.S. Senator John Kerry).

Did you notice Dale says he has to make a co-payment to the Veteran’s Administration Hospital to get medical help? He says they’re not much help, “You might get some free coffee and donuts every once in a while.”

And you want a government-run health care system, America? Forget about who’s paying for it. You really want government to run the health care system?

Dale says he’s been homeless for about four years. Notice when Horvath asked him about his wishes, he used his last (dying) wish for himself. Wouldn’t it have been Hollywood-cute if a five year old said that instead of a weathered, beaten-down Vietnam Vet dying in the streets of America?

Could you survive on the streets, at night, with no food, no water and no health care, America?

I didn’t think so.

Call To Action America

Get up off your Starbucks-widened butts and ask your representative in Congress, you know, the ones taking bribes with hookers, what they’re doing about the homeless situation with veterans in America.

Then ask yourself, “What am I doing?”

As Bono says, “Am I buggin’ you? I didn’t mean to bug you.”

God bless our veterans — because America doesn’t. Or, do we?

WRITE.VOTE.RECALL

I am,
The Hollywood Republican

[Editor's Note: No facts have been checked in this post. MSM doesn't, so why should I? Is Dale telling the truth? You decide America.]

So, how’s that shiny new car you’re driving? You know. The one built by inferior automakers in the U.S.?

CARS (a.k.a. Cash for Clunkers)

Well, the results are in and our government screwed us to the tune of $24,000 per car sold in the Cash for Clunkers program. Let’s just round that off to three billion dollars of your money. A million here, a million there and soon we’re at a billion or three.

No. That’s not a typo.

Only the most powerful nation on earth could spend $24,000 a vehicle in one of the biggest scams perpetrated by the Obama Administration — ObamaNation.

And The Leftys want ObamaCare funded with your money?

According to Edmunds.com, ‘the premier resource for online automotive information’, they figured out the fuzzy math and determined the Cash for Clunkers program cost taxpayers (the ones Obama promised to steal from) an astronomical $24,000 per vehicle sold in the program.

The Leftys don’t care because it’s your money. They know how better to spend your money than you do.

The Class Warfare Specialists don’t care because the ObamaNation is sticking it to rich people — those who make over $65,000 per year.

CARS only saw an approximate increase of 18% in car sales; that’s an extra 125,000 vehicles sold during the scam (program) that would’ve never been sold anyways.

Edmunds.com CEO Jeremy Anwyl said the reason they performed the analysis was two-fold: “[A] complete assessment of the program’s impact and costs,” and the analysis, “can help us to understand the true state of auto sales and the economy.”

The average 9.8 percent unemployment rate (but really 19%) out-of-work American could’ve told him the economy stinks and the automaker-bailout is just another corporate welfare program shoveled onto the backs of taxpayers.

Pretty straightforward. Edmunds.com has no apparent axe to grind. They’re in the business of data analysis. They probably have more PhDs and statisticians working these numbers over than the government.

The Other Shoe (Car) Drops

Are you sitting down?

Anwyl and Edmunds.com’s team of PhDs and statisticians report without the Cash for Clunkers program, “… sales would have been even better.”

I’ll give you time to clean-up your drink you just spit across your computer.

People rushed out to get a government handout when they should’ve saved their money. Probably the same people who got caught up in the sub-prime mortgage scam. Obama said we don’t save as a nation. Hypocrite.

I wonder what the repossession rate is going to be in the next few months? Edmunds.com? You listening?

You Got Screwed America

Once again our government, in order to boost numbers on the depression-leaning economy — to take the heat off ObamaNation — spent $24,000 per car just so they could claim the economic stimulus package was a success.

Show me the money.

George W. Bush once said, “It’s fuzzy math.”

Well, here it is:

125,000 extra cars sold during the program
$3,000,000,000 dollars spent on the program
Equals $24,000 per vehicle sold

Where did the money go? In wasted government time and services.

Click here for the Edmunds.com Press Release

The White House’s Take

Two days after the Edmunds.com report was released, White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs said, in response to questions by Major Garrett of Fox News over the scam, “I’ll go back and look at the math figures on this. I think what’s undeniable, Major, is that the recovery plan is helping the economy grow, right?”

You see. ObamaNation wants you to believe their strategy is working to save America.

Numbers are numbers — best served cold.

Are you mad enough yet, America?

WRITE.VOTE.RECALL

I am,
The Hollywood Republican

President Barack Obama speaks to a joint session of Congress on health care at the U.S. Capitol Wednesday, Sept. 9, 2009. Official White House Photo by Pete Souza

The President of the United States gave a speech yesterday to a joint session of Congress.

Well, actually I’d call it a ’sales pitch’ but the main stream media (MSM, if you’re Twitter-educated) calls it a speech. We’re so jaded as a country, I bet a majority of people didn’t even tune-in to watch.

Wait? I’m no longer in the majority so I guess I’m safe — I did watch. We’ll have to wait for the ratings to come in to see the results.

Wouldn’t it be great if America could vote on the presidential speeches via text messaging similar to American Idol? Now that would be a spectacle.

As far as presidential speeches fare, it was forty seven minutes with just about as many applause signs going off.

Oh, and ONE BIG LIE!

No, not the one big lie you’re thinking about but the one big lie shouted out by Representative Joe Wilson (R-SC). Yes, believe it or not the President of the United States (POTUS, if you’re Twitter-educated) actually had a heckler in the audience.

During the speech — sales pitch — President Obama said, “Now, there are also those who claim that our reform efforts would insure illegal immigrants. This, too, is false. The reforms — the reforms I’m proposing would not apply to those who are here illegally.” Obama repeats ‘the reforms’ because a growl had developed from his left. No, not The Left but his left where the Republican side of the aisle sat.

Joe Wilson then reportedly shouts out, “That’s a lie!” You should’ve seen House Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s head swivel. I think she’ll need some orthopedic surgery after I saw her head snap towards the Republican side.

Now to me, I think I heard him say, “Lie!”

Either way, I would opine Joe Wilson was expressing the sentiments, thoughts and feelings of a vast majority of Americans (not the majority who didn’t see the speech, who want you to pay their health care costs) but, rather the silent majority who have become silent no more. You know? The tea party activists. Your grand parents. Your parents. And even, dare I say — you.

The Bill — House Resolution 3200 “America’s Affordable Health Choices Act of 2009″

SEC. 246. NO FEDERAL PAYMENT FOR UNDOCUMENTED ALIENS.
Nothing in this subtitle shall allow Federal payments for affordability credits on behalf of individuals who are not lawfully present in the United States.

I looked it up myself. The bill says it right there in plain English.

President Barack Obama speaks to a joint session of Congress on health care at the U.S. Capitol Wednesday, Sept. 9, 2009. Official White House Photo by Pete Souza

Uh, wait. What are ‘affordability credits’ and what does ‘lawfully present’ mean? If the representatives on the Democratic side of the House haven’t read the damn thing, what does this wording mean?

I got it! It depends on what the meaning of ‘is’ is. You know? Is they be present lawfully in the ER using it as their primary care facility because their anchor baby is lawfully present. I knew I could figure this bill out.

Now you tell me with a straight face, Leftys, that if an anchor baby is a U.S. citizen, the Obamacare plan ‘will not’ under any circumstances provide for health care to their illegal parents, or even their entire family, blood line or no blood line?

I see you squirming.

Sarah Palin Strikes Again (and she wasn’t even in the D.C.)

“Some of people’s concerns have grown out of bogus claims spread by those whose only agenda is to kill reform at any cost. The best example is the claim, made not just by radio [Rush Limbaugh] and cable talk show hosts [FoxNews], but by prominent politicians [Sarah Palin] that we plan to set up panels of bureaucrats with the power to kill off senior citizens. Now, such a charge would be laughable if it weren’t so cynical and irresponsible. It is a lie plain and simple.” President Obama

Did he just call Sarah Palin out? Did he just call her a liar?

“If you misrepresent what’s in this plan, we will call you out,” Obama said. Well, I don’t misunderestimate Palin calling Obama out.

With the word ‘liar’ being thrown about last night, I was afraid someone in the House was going to get hit with a beer bottle like they do in South Korean’s chambers.

If former Governor Sarah Palin wasn’t in the House, isn’t holding an official political office and was able to drive the debate — through the President’s own words — she is a force not to discount.

She wins.

Do you want your health care decisions being made by Poliopaths? Partly or wholly? Can you sit there in your pajamas and tell me the government can’t run the U.S. Postal Service but can run a health care system — the largest in the world? I would answer a resounding, “NO!”

Notice Obama didn’t use the words ‘Death Panel’ as to give Palin credit. Or, did she get ‘affordability credit’? I’m confused.

Your Colon and Mammories

“And insurance companies will be required to cover, with no extra charge, routine checkups and preventive care, like mammograms and colonoscopies. Because there’s no reason we shouldn’t be catching diseases like breast cancer and colon cancer before they get worse. That makes sense. It saves money, and it saves lives.” President Obama

He’s right. Everyone should get a colonoscopy and mammogram. Actually, I think all Leftys should get a colonoscopy. Twice a month.

Now think about that. Let it sit in. How is it when everyone gets these screenings, we’ll all save money? It’s your tax dollars we’re talking about.

Remember. The Leftys want you to pay for their moral obligations to themselves and their families from your pocket book via increased taxes. Don’t think for a moment government won’t lower the tax boom when this Abamanation runs out of money.

As the song says, “This is the end.”

Real health care reform comes from tort reform.

Real health care reform comes from legislation which will allow doctors to practice medicine rather than defensive medicine in order to thwart law suits.

When your doctor stops seeing you as a potential law suit and starts seeing you as a patient — then and only then — will America have true health care reform.

Now take two OxyContin and read me in the morning.

I am,
The Hollywood Republican